1. Smaller statues
If a team of chappies win, they should each get an Oscar that is a fraction of the size. Small is beautiful.
2. Have one set of envelopes
There were obviously two cards flying around this year declaring Emma Stone Best Actress. Apparently they have two sets of envelopes for all categories. This is called duplication. The way you might have two bike pumps or four Christmas tree stands. Sure, one envelope might go missing. But there are multiple ways to deal with that. There is about one way to deal with the wrong envelope being read out.
3. Do away with the ceremony.
When the Academy have voted, post the results on a website, or in a national newspaper. Have the awards collected or delivered. Or, see point 4.
4. Statue optional
Award winners can decide whether they want the figurine or whether the honour is enough.
5. Best Actor
Actor is now used to describe male and female actrons. So why not merge the acting awards?
Come on Hollywood - you know you want to...
If a team of chappies win, they should each get an Oscar that is a fraction of the size. Small is beautiful.
2. Have one set of envelopes
There were obviously two cards flying around this year declaring Emma Stone Best Actress. Apparently they have two sets of envelopes for all categories. This is called duplication. The way you might have two bike pumps or four Christmas tree stands. Sure, one envelope might go missing. But there are multiple ways to deal with that. There is about one way to deal with the wrong envelope being read out.
3. Do away with the ceremony.
When the Academy have voted, post the results on a website, or in a national newspaper. Have the awards collected or delivered. Or, see point 4.
4. Statue optional
Award winners can decide whether they want the figurine or whether the honour is enough.
5. Best Actor
Actor is now used to describe male and female actrons. So why not merge the acting awards?
Come on Hollywood - you know you want to...
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